My name is Kalki.
I am a chocoholic.
Are you inordinately fond of chocolate?
Chocolate. Incentive or reward? Or both?
I use chocolate as an incentive to eat more chocolate.
Then I reward myself with some more chocolate.
When did you know you were a chocoholic?
When my mum first gave me a TimTam.
From then on I had to have one TimTam in each hand, and the packet under my arm.
White, milk or dark?
I like my chocolate how I like my comedy. Dark.
Describe your favourite chocolate in three words....
Melted, mildly alcoholic.
Tell us about your most memorable chocolate experience?
When I was 6 we moved to India. India has bad chocolate.
After a year of living there my Nanna sent me a bar of MnM chocolate for my birthday.
After a year of crappy crumbling Hindustani Cadbury, it was like reaching spiritual enlightenment.
Where is your favourite place to indulge your choc-habit?
In front of the fridge at 11pm.
Secretly solo or shared indulgence?
Top choice-choc destination?
Monty's in Brisbane.
Favourite product in the Love Byron Bay chocolate range?
The Mexican stone ground chocolate. (Ed- Taza).
It makes the yummiest hot chocolate everr.
Kalki Vasudevhari Gleeson currently waiting tables
at Flock Espresso and Eats in Lismore.